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In 2002
I was living with my first husband on a lovely organic farm just
outside Bath, with four cats, a Labrador called Billie and a border
collie called Sam. Needless to say, there were cows, sheep, chickens
and a couple of horses as well. Which meant there was no need at
all for a small white dog!

But Bonnie was in the Bath RSPCA Cats’ and Dogs’ Home, and I fell
in love with her. The story of how she got there is told in the first chapter
of the first Bonnie book, ‘Big Dog Bonnie.’ I didn’t tell
anyone in my family, because I knew they would all point out that a fluffy
white lapdog has no place on a muddy farm. And I wanted Bonnie.
So on a beautiful day in June I collected her – and we’ve been
an item ever since. Maltese have great personalities – Bonnie makes
me laugh every single day. When I’m down she perks me up. When I’m
too busy she makes me relax. When I’m cheerful she makes me feel the
luckiest woman on the earth.
I didn’t think I would write any more children’s books
once the ‘Kitty’ series came to and end, but – guess
what? Yes, I was inspired by my Bonnie. When my son Daniel was
small he longed for a dog but I wouldn’t let him have one.
So the character of Hary sprang into my mind, and I imagined what
it would be like if a boy who wanted a big dog of his own, suddenly
had to live with as tiny ‘girlie’ dog. So the Bonnie
series was born.
Unfortunately she can’t read them yet, but I’m sure she’ll
get there.
SO – WHAT DOES THE REAL KITTY THINK ABOUT ME HAVING A NEW HEROINE?
The answer comes in an article I wrote about Bonnie for the Times Magazine,
7/4/07
The annual dog-fest has been and gone, but I didn’t turn on my TV. Like a
shopaholic crossing the road to avoid the front door of Harvey Nick's,
I made sure I missed Crufts. Last year the addiction was such that
I turned down a rather nice drinks party because I needed to watch,
small dog tucked at my side, pricking up her ears at the disembodied canine
sounds from the screen. Not this time; I’m too busy. Still, no day was safe
from news of the magical mutts. ‘Did you know a Maltese was in the last seven
for Best in Show’ said
my brother, displaying the same cruelty he used to employ as a small
boy administering a Chinese burn. I groaned.
It was strange to reach middle age and become the kind of woman you’d
always laughed at. In my twenties I’d smile with patronising pity
because my ex-husband’s two aunts, who shared a house, sent birthday
cards to each other from the two poodles. 'It’s a bit sad really,'
we agreed. But recently, when Mothering Sunday came and I’d exclaimed
over the gifts from my two grown-up children, I made a moue and murmured
to my partner, ‘Bonnie didn’t send me a card.’
‘Moon!’ he expostulated, ‘I can’t be sending
you a card from a dog!’
‘Why not?’ I asked.
I disliked dogs all my life, and took six
months before deciding to give my Ex a Labrador
puppy for his fiftieth. But Billie (God stroke her soft soul) began
the conversion, and a year later I presented him with nervy collie Sam
to join our pack. To my amazement I started to love the dogs, to learn
the stress-busting delight of nuzzling noses, lolling tongues and unconditional
devotion. Then in 2002 somebody tied six month old Bonnie to a tree
and walked away, leaving her to be taken to the RSPCA home, and later
put into my arms. That was it. Not so much love as the beginning of
obsession. I even like her ‘cesar’-infused doggy breath.

You want sad? In the privacy of this page let me confess to
this outwardly-sensible lady scouring on-line designer dog apparel
sites, and once ordering a red raincoat from America which was
too small anyway. (Lucky escape, Bonnie). In cities all over
the world I‘ve ignored clothes shops to source matching
collars and leads: black diamante and velvet from Brussels, turquoise
suede with silver Navajo conchos from Santa Fe, pink studded
leather from Nice, red with her name in sparkling letters from
Cape Town, and of course the black and orange Harley-Davidson
set I picked up in Rapid City, South Dakota. So far she only
has three little coats, but we got a lot of shopping to do. I
once spent stupid money on a pink dog bag we don’t use
because – truly – I’d rather she got grubby
on the ground. In Florida, Marbella and Le Touquet I’ve
sidled up to fellow nutters with small white dogs on leads, chatted,
even pulled out the dog’s picture that lives in my purse.
I can’t help it - I’m mad about the toy.
There is a delicate sorrow at the heart of your love for a dog.
When a marriage ends you each get custody of your own dogs and
meeting up again from time to time, the animals greet each of
you with poignant, puzzled ecstasy – not knowing that everything
is different now. Speaking of mortality, it’s hard to avoid
those agonising calculation of dog years, and when a friend tells
you with tears in her eyes that he dog has died you hug her with
fervour because you can imagine. In the middle of the night,
afflicted by the blues, I reach for my dog and hug her to my
hollows like a child.
Those who stride through fields with Springers at their heels,
or wear Rottweilers with macho pride tend to dismiss the miniature
breeds as ‘not proper dogs.’ I once had to draw myself
up to my full 5’3” and ask, ‘Is the wren any
the less of a bird because she’s small?’ – which
shut that guy up. Sizism apart, they just don’t get it.
A dog you can hold in one hand, who takes up space the size of
a dinner plate on your bed, and who is so totally, unequivocally
cute you’re forced to smile at each sight of her – such
an animal transcends any categories. The Chinese emperors and
their ladies carried small white dogs on cushions, because they
knew their therapeutic value. The (usually male) detractors are
right, but not in the way they think. Us ladies of a certain
age know the truth about our petite pooches. Not so much a dog
as a baby substitute.
The other day my daughter (27) heard my habitual croon: ‘Who’s
mummy’s baby girl, then?’
“I thought I was your baby girl,’ she said sharply.
‘Not any more’ I said.
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